Monthly Archives: December 2010

Narayanan Krishnan

Narayanan Krishnan
Cross boundaries, touch lives, give help and hope. That’s what this guy does. It’s what any of us can do, in our own ways, in whatever ways we can — do a little something, maybe just once, or keep doing more if you can.

India, Old Dehli – No Comment, by lǝuoıl sılıpoq on Flickr

Free Hugs!


Free Hugs, by an untrained eye on Flickr

I had to go to the mall today. There was a custom-print t-shirt shop in one of the many center kiosks there, and a sign on the shop read, in big letters: “FREE HUGS.” I walked by slowly, staring at it. The guy working there was helping two others but he smiled and said hi, so I asked him if it was a sign for free hugs, or if it was supposed to go on a t-shirt. He misunderstood and said, “Sure, you can get that on a t-shirt.”

“Oh, I thought it was a sign for free hugs.”

Still not understanding, he pointed to it: “Free hugs, yup.”

“But I thought you were the one giving out free hugs!”

“Ohhhhhhh!” He opened his arms wide. “A free hug, yeah!”

We hugged and I said thanks, and began walking away, smiling. I glanced at the two other women there and they were grinning.

I think it was just what we all needed.

Creamy Puma


Saturday night, and it seems we’re all talking at once:

“You guys didn’t care about me. It could have been a serial killer or werewolf and neither of you came running. You didn’t even ask!”
“Well, it’s the boy who cried wolf.”
“Yeah, you are a little twitchy. Y’know, just another scream in the night…”

“Women see this pretty face, then the shirt comes off and they either smile and go ‘Ooh, furry,’ or they run screaming from the room…”

“…and he stands there, leaning against the doorframe, groaning — ‘ohhhh, ohhhh‘ — and I’m patting his back and he yells, ‘The marriage is off! Oh, hey, did you know it’s snowing in Colorado right now?'”

“You want some Nair with that?”

“… a giant, mocha, grande–”
“I swear, he was dead, and then I heard him weeks later, downstairs, doing, you know…”
“… big-ass, chocolate, supersized–”
“Wait –! Wait a minute! If you were a ghost and you came back, you’re telling me you’re going to come back to a basement in Danbury just to masturbate?!”
“…latte, creamy–” a glance at Nitram’s sneakers “–puma!”

*crickets*

Then everyone bursts out laughing —
“What the — what the fuck is a creamy puma?!”
“It’s gotta be some kind of sex act!”
“Whipped cream on a pussy!”
“Porn!”
“These are Nikes! Ah, jeeze, this is going to be another one of those ‘Why don’t you just jerk off’ moments.”
“Oh, okay, Mister Blowfish of Peru!'”
“I’m leaving now…”