We’re home now, just got back from NJsux, 11 PM out on the porch. Gorgeous full moon.
Nitram: The sky is so bright! Looka those clouds.
Me: Yeah. The moon looks so cool! It looked really cool in New Jersey, though, when it first came up.
Me: It was HA-YOOJ.
Me: It looked like cheese.
Nitram (laughing): …Cheese. You’re like cheese.
Me: I’m like Vietnam. (When it’s a hot and humid New England summer night, he always says, “It’s like Vietnam out here!”)
Me: People say weird shit.
Nitram: What people, yooooou people?
Me (channeling RDJ in Tropic Thunder): Whaddaya mean, “You people?”
Me: That was pretty good, huh?
Nitram: Yes, yes it was. You, you — you people, you.
Me (channeling Brandon T. Jackson): What do you mean, “You people?!”
Nitram: I gotta go in!
Me: Can’t take it?
Nitram: No, it’s chilly out here, I need more clothes.
Me: Whaddaya mean, “More clothes?”
Nitram (hiding behind kitchen door): You crack yourself up, don’t you?
Me: I kill me!
Man, it’s good to be home.